Shorts Appropriate

So part of getting older means realizing a few things you used to wear aren't exactly going to work in your life anymore. 

One of those things is

shorts. 

Or, I should clarify, 

length of shorts. 

Now, up until recently, 

I have always been the chick who likes to wear shorts shorter than I should. 

I am seriously lacking in the bootay region (as a matter a fact, my ass as never come close to being described as a bootay...),

so wearing short shorts was never really an issue. 

No inappropriate butt bulge in sight. 

High five...to me...

That was until I had my babies, 

and I started paying attention to the amount of time I spend during my day bending over to pick up my kids. 

Cue: inappropriate butt bulge. 

AND the inspiration behind this post. 

Now, to discuss the various short lengths, 

and their appropriateness. 

Level 1:

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 If your butt looks like this when you bend over,

or even worse, 

when you are standing, 

I don't care how old you are. 

NO. 

No No No. 

Nooooooo.

This is not ok. 

You'll have passerbys placing bets to whether you are a stripper or a hooker, 

and if you are neither...

well, my dear...

that is a situation I wouldn't wish on anyone.

Level 2:

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This is usually the level of shortness I stick to, 

and even this is fairly short. 

I have to stop and ask myself sometimes, 

do most women in their late 20s with children wear shorts this short?

And the answer is...

I don't really care. 

Until my butt and upper legs starts looking like it got hit with a bag of nickels, 

I'm going to keep wearing shorts like this. 

Shazaam. 

Level 3:

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This level is usually appropriate for anyone. 

And its probably the length I should consider. 

Even if you have a JLo behind, 

these should work for you. 

These allow those who like to dress more appropriate than myself

look sexy and classy. 

All at the same time. 

Win. Win. 

Level 4:

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The Bermuda. 

The universally flattering short length. 

I seriously have yet to see any woman who does not look good in Bermuda shorts. 

If you are not as daring,

but are facing 100 degree weather like I have been for the last two weeks, 

these are your go-to shorts. 

I have been literally foaming at the mouth for some lace shorts...

These are kinda sorta a BIG DEAL right now, 

and I am on the hunt for some reasonably priced, 

and not too short, 

lace shorts. 

Lace shorts can be paired with a multitude of tops, shoes, etc, 

but the key to wearing lace shorts, 

at least if they are white, 

is to have them rest a little bit longer on your leg. 

That takes away the risk of diaper drama. 

I don't know about you guys, 

but

I don't ever want to be mistaken for wearing a diaper in public. 

Shorts Appropriate by ninjasandnailpolish featuring wrap jewelry

Vero Moda short shorts, $17 / ALDO high heels / Hermès clutch handbag / Alexander McQueen jewelry / Gorjana stud earrings / Oasis wrap jewelry, $46 / Friendship bracelet / Tom Ford cat eye sunglasses, $300 / Essie nail polish

10 Things I'm Stoked About: America Day

So this series really should have been "5 Things I'm Stoked about..."

I was a tad bit overzealous on the get-go, 

and now I'm scrambling to find a complete 10. 

Oh well. 

I will persevere. 

ANYWAY

while it is months away

the next thing I am STOKED about is

the 

FOURTH OF JULY!

I always love this holiday but especially this year because I vow to make it the best one ever. 

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Another reason I am really excited about the upcoming holiday

is because last year I spent it watching the fireworks from the Pediatric ICU 

while my youngest, Madelyn, was recovering from open heart surgery. 

I want to make this one special. 

For her, for the rest of my family (since we were separated from one another last year), 

and for me. 

Victoria s Secret slouchy shirt, $18
Flag Printed Hotpants, $68
Jimmy Choo roman sandals, $275
Oasis crossbody handbag, $70
Oasis bracelet, $50
House of Harlow 1960 gold plated jewelry, $30
The 2 Bandits chain jewelry
Burberry aviator shades, £179
Butter London nail polish, $14

I want those shorts. 
For. Realz. 


I hope you all are as excited as me for the Fourth this year. 

BBQ, fireworks, family, and (hopefully)
a big ass margarita with my name on it. 


What will YOU be doing this Fourth of July??? 

10 Things I'm Stoked About: Swimsuits

Two post in one day?

Talk about a productive double whammy. 

So about the next thing I'm totally stoked about...

Swimwear.

Call me crazy, but this is the first year I am actually excited about rocking out my bathing suit and strutting my stuff. 

And this is AFTER having my second child. 

While I can appreciate a well-fitting bikini, 

I love a vintage inspired one piece. 

Plus, its really more appropriate when you have a fanny pack of skin where your six-pack used to rest. 

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I could totally see myself in any of those one-pieces. 

Miu Miu bandeau bikini, $245
Xhilaration Juniors Cotton Voile Tunic Swim Cover Up Dress Orange..., $20
Oasis glitter sandals, $35
Twelfth Street by Cynthia Vincent leather tote, $260
Linea Pelle Collection leather jewelry, $64
Yves Saint Laurent red bangle, $395
Roxy beach umbrella, $44
Phase Eight floppy hat, £30
Mango oversized sunglasses, £23
Philosophy sun care, $26
Essie blue nail polish, $8
MASLIN Zebra hide towel with leather holster, £240


This is the first year I am looking forward to swimming in the pool 
IN. PUBLIC. 

Yay for self-confidence!

Are YOU excited about swimsuit season?? 

Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day...

Mine was AWESOME...sorta. 

Despite having two sick little babies, it was fun. 

I got to enjoy a lunch date with my husband and 8 month old (SO rare that I get to see him in the daylight), and my older daughter was finally able to go back to school after battling an ear infection and sinus infection the week prior. 

 

Here are a few images from my Valentine's Day yesterday. 

 

I should explain the box that looked like V-Day threw up on it. 

My older daughter, Savannah, was told by her teacher to make a mailbox that all of her classmates could place their Valentines to her in. 

I initially planned to create a simple, cute box with a few necessary hearts, pinks, reds, and of course, some glitter. 

However, when I reread her school's newsletter, in the fine print was a mention of these mailboxes being a competition, and the best one would receive a special prize. 

Immediately, my competitive nature was turned up to 11. 

Despite the fact that a competition amongst 3 and 4 year olds is completely ridiculous, I felt the need to win, no matter the cost. 

Hence, the ridiculous, over-the-top box that has an altar built upon it. 

I'm not sure if there was an actual winner, because when I picked her up, all of the kid's boxes had ribbons on them, BUT...if there would've been an overall winner...

Savannah's would have taken the victory. 

Also, I should mention that the above orchids are from my husband. 

If you haven't been able to determine from my odd posts, 

I am a unique individual. 

My husband gets this and decided that I needed a more unique flower arrangement than the traditional bouquet of roses. 

He knows me so well and I totally dig it. 

If I had planned ahead better, I would have worn this outfit below to our Valentine's lunch.

Marc by Marc Jacobs cream blouse, $250
Joseph black zipper jacket, $660
Stella McCartney cotton short shorts, £329
Oasis tight, $15
GUESS platform shoes, $72
Prada grey handbag
Elizabeth Cole yellow gold jewelry, $165
Gold tone jewelry, $110
LORD TAYLOR yellow gold jewelry, $350
Alexander McQueen gold tone jewelry, £195
ASOS gold tone jewelry, $14

Since I didn't plan ahead, 

I went with my standard leggings, gifted "do-me" boots, lace top, and a blazer.

So. Boring. 

Oh well!

I hope you all had a WONDERFUL day of love, 

whether it be with your significant other, a family member, friend, well-loved pet, or simply took a day to love yourself, 

XOXO all around. 

So, did YOU have a good day of love? 

Super Bowl Style

I am not football savvy. 

I don't care about the players, the teams, or any of that jazz. 

I just care about the commercials, the food, and the people you spend your time with while watching a game. 

I rely on my husband to tell me who we like and don't like. 

Despite my lack of football stats skills, I still felt it was necessary to put together my ideal Super Bowl party outfit. 

  

Oasis peter pan collar shirt /Levi Strauss & Co skinny fit jeans/Gucci boots/Christian dior handbag/Tiffany Co 18k jewelry/Yves Saint Laurent reversible ring/Dorothy Perkins shiny belt/

Thom Browne Little Boys Sportcoat - Black size 3

 

This is not at all what I wore last night during the celebrations, BUT...

If I had an unlimited amount of cash, I. So. Would. 

Gucci boots? For realz. 

Aren't those magazine covers of Eli Manning and Tom Brady yummy??

Man, oh man...

What did YOU do for the Super Bowl?