If I was a Ghost Hunter

There is something you all should know about me. 

I am a firm believer in ghosts. 

In fact, I believe in ghosts so much that I am thoroughly convinced our new house, which we haven't even been living in for a year yet, is haunted.
This is a theory I mention to my husband multiple times a month. 

His response is always, "You need therapy". 

I swear, he is thisclose to committing me.

His argument is that our house has had one owner, who did not pass on in the house, and it was built in 2002. 

Judging by popular ghost theory, I can see his point. 

However, I have conducted some research lately (no, I have NOT been watching too much Supernatural), and given the current events that have been happening in my house, I felt it was appropriate to put together an outfit that would making kicking paranormal ass that much easier.

Maison Martin Margiela leather top/Zip jacket/Donna Karan high waisted leather pants/EMU Australia wooden heels/AK Vintage Jewelry hammered jewelry/Valentino leather gloves/Amazon.com: Barnett Ghost 350 CRT Crossbow Package (Quiver, 4 -.../KBL Some Ghost Aviator In Gold/White

I think I should explain a few of the items that I used to put together this out. 

One, the fanny pack. 

While some may consider these things dated, and only something a senior citizen would wear to store her coupons, I have to say

NAY!

Seriously, WHAT would be better for storing your holy water, rock salt, and whatever else you need on hand when in an intense battle with a malevolent spirit. 

Plus, its studded. And has a tassel. 

Do I need to explain this any further?

Leather is necessary as well. 

It's close to the skin, hard to get snagged on anything when you are running for your life AND since its so tight fitting, hard for any spook to get a hold of you. 

Plus, as I have determined, it is also very slippery. 

The Valentino gloves...well, I thought this outfit needed gloves, and they were VALENTINO. 

Enough said. 

I don't know why a crossbow is needed, but Dean and Sam have one on their show and since they are experts in their field...

I found it important. 

I swear I'm not crazy, and that 95% of this is meant to be taken as a joke, 

however, 

the fact that my children's toys turn on and off by themselves when we are upstairs, and that my 8 month old talks to someone behind me when its just her and I in a room?

I need to be prepared. 

So, do YOU believe in ghosts?